Free Grafton Elects Ambassador, Abolishes Prohibition

Last week’s election results are official, and by a vote of 31-7, prohibition of any substance has been overwhelmingly abolished in the geo-political entity known as Free Grafton.

Bob “Weeda Claus” Constantine (Free State Party) easily defeated Misty the Cat (Maoist Party) to become ambassador-elect to unfree Grafton and other coercive forms of government, announced Emperor Evan. Free Grafton sovereigns — who pledge to refrain from the initiation of violence — gave Constantine 16 votes, with Misty the Cat only garnering nine supporters.

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